Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Did they ever ask themselves if that panda even wants to try again after what happened last year?

Selfish fucking zookeepers.

I’m about to go back to no internet very soon.

I’m going to have to start liking for free internet, borrow internet from friends, or learn how to hack into different wi-fi networks.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013
In Iowa, I did two of my favorite things: boating and drinking.

In Iowa, I did two of my favorite things: boating and drinking.

I don’t have internet!

I’m at a hotel right now, so that’s cool.

You can contact me on Kik (tedbosses) or you can get my phone number and text me about The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cake Boss, fake hypothetical situations I make up when I think of something witty to say that would require a very specific context, or baby names.

realastronautshavecurves-deacti asked: Where are you?

I’ve been internetless for a while because of my roommates moving out and having to cancel our internet plan and traveling to rural as fuck Iowa to go to a lake.  I have some internet right now because I’m in a hotel.

I can be contacted easily on Kik (tedbosses on there too) or you can text me.  If anyone wants my phone number, message me tonight for it.  Who knows how long I won’t have internet. (Probably until the 18th.)

Monday, July 22, 2013

semiqualifiedpilot asked: come 2 ATX

Come to SMTX.

Saturday, July 20, 2013

All I do now is work and drink.

What color collar would a retail job at a popular fashion store be?

If you’re curious what store it is, here’s some history from my training video:

  • They began advertising their products in 1982.
  • Marty McFly wore their denim in Back to the Future.
  • I don’t remember any other facts.

I’ve been drinking a lot lately.

It’s not necessarily a good thing, but I enjoy it.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Do you think Jim Gillette and Lita Ford used to raid each other’s closets?

Saturday, July 13, 2013

My work won’t stop using my on-calls.


Leinenkugel Canoe Paddlers are on sale at the gas station near me: 24 beers for $12.

I bought 24 last night.

My future roommate bought me 24 more to say thank you for letting him and his friends stay at my place.

I have in between 30 and 35 left from sharing with some friends who ran out of beer early.

I still have enough to have fun for a little bit.