Sometimes I over think.

I’m getting drunk.

Hip hip hooray!

Anonymous asked: what do you like about san marcos? i have a love/hate relationship with this place

RIVER
PEOPLE
FOOD
BABES
BEER
FOREST
COST OF LIVING

somesaysheise asked: You often mention things you want in a girl, but they seem to be in jest (maybe they're not, oops). Anyway, what is it that you really want in a girl that you date?

I want an intelligent woman who actually enjoys Kafka despite at times feeling like he’s just kind of rambling on about absurdism kind of like I might start rambling on about Kafka then eventually Camus if I don’t stop now. I want a woman who wouldn’t just mind my nerdy moments when I complain about things like only Justice League International was the only group to respond to Doomsday attacking Ohio in the Death of Superman story line, but would shamelessly nerd out too. I want a woman who will make me laugh with her and not just at her. I want a woman who will support me when I can’t support myself because sometimes I wonder why I get out of bed at all when my tea is already cold. I want a woman who will laugh at my stupid jokes like the one I just made. I want a woman who wouldn’t mind cooking me dinner on the days when I just don’t want to do anything at all (i.e. today). I want a woman who would drink with me without turning into my Zelda Sayre. I want a woman who can actually discuss film with me without copping out by making fun of Michael Bay or bringing up Von Trier all the time. I want a woman who enjoys being outside near natural water (in warm climates), and would perhaps one day want to live somewhere with areas like that (preferably Lake Okoboji, Panama City, or San Marcos). Most importantly, I want a woman that—despite being a lot like me—is completely different.

And she better want to have some kids if we decide for a super serious relationship.

Truthful Tuesday

I have a small dent on my forehead where my hairline begins.

I better not go bald.

Anyway, go ahead and ask me any question(s) you want today.  Anon is on and questions will be published.

I’m eating Cap’n Crunch Berries with peanut butter and honey.

Bring broke is like being a 5-year-old when it comes to meals.

Here’s some fun facts.

1. I have been overwhelmed with laziness lately.
2. I’m going to stop drinking for a little bit. My body needs rest.
3. I love horror movies, but I have never seen The Grudge or the original version.
4. I hate folding clothes when I’m not at work.
5. I was in a joke male beauty pageant at my high school. I think I was in the top three.
6. I don’t think I would ever have sex in a hot tub.
7. I once lost a scratch card that I won $50 on. I wish I found it right now.

I whine a lot on here.

That’s because I’m an overly entitled, white, liberal, agnostic college kid who likes the arts.

I just want someone to cook for me.

Just one meal.

Please.