I still spy on y’all every now and then.
About once a month, I’ll come on Tumblr and briefly scroll through most of y’all’s pages just to see how things have been. It makes each of you almost fictional.
Just story book characters that I enjoy or can relate to.
Did they ever ask themselves if that panda even wants to try again after what happened last year?
Selfish fucking zookeepers.
I’m about to go back to no internet very soon.
I’m going to have to start liking for free internet, borrow internet from friends, or learn how to hack into different wi-fi networks.
I don’t have internet!
I’m at a hotel right now, so that’s cool.
You can contact me on Kik (tedbosses) or you can get my phone number and text me about The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cake Boss, fake hypothetical situations I make up when I think of something witty to say that would require a very specific context, or baby names.
realastronautshavecurves-deacti said: Where are you?
I’ve been internetless for a while because of my roommates moving out and having to cancel our internet plan and traveling to rural as fuck Iowa to go to a lake. I have some internet right now because I’m in a hotel.
I can be contacted easily on Kik (tedbosses on there too) or you can text me. If anyone wants my phone number, message me tonight for it. Who knows how long I won’t have internet. (Probably until the 18th.)
jewishgrandma420 said: come 2 ATX
Come to SMTX.
All I do now is work and drink.
What color collar would a retail job at a popular fashion store be?
If you’re curious what store it is, here’s some history from my training video:
- They began advertising their products in 1982.
- Marty McFly wore their denim in Back to the Future.
- I don’t remember any other facts.
I’ve been drinking a lot lately.
It’s not necessarily a good thing, but I enjoy it.
Do you think Jim Gillette and Lita Ford used to raid each other’s closets?
My work won’t stop using my on-calls.